Zombie cars

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
07/13/2018 at 11:40 • Filed to: None

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2 Dodge Avengers weer sold this year!

These cars are s till on sale with no one wanting to buy these. They should be killed already so we can get better/newer cars (with one exception)

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The CRZ is fine just the way it is.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Tapas
07/13/2018 at 11:47

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Avengers: Ranked

Infinity War

Avengers

Dodge

Age of U ltron


Kinja'd!!! thejustache > For Sweden
07/13/2018 at 11:59

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What about the GM built Avenger ?

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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > thejustache
07/13/2018 at 12:00

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Also good


Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Tapas
07/13/2018 at 12:07

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The article asks who would buy an Avenger, the answer is someone with terrible credit, needs a low payment and needs a new car.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Tapas
07/13/2018 at 12:12

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Wow. 2 people made a bad choice.


Kinja'd!!! Mergio Sarchionne > Tapas
07/13/2018 at 12:18

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What?  


Kinja'd!!! Long-Voyager > My X-type is too a real Jaguar
07/13/2018 at 12:30

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Depends, does it have the Pentastar or the 4 cyl.

If it’s a Penta and the price is right, I’d buy it, despite having stellar credit, cash to buy it outright, and not needing a new car.


Kinja'd!!! Long-Voyager > Tapas
07/13/2018 at 12:31

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Hell, I’d buy a 3.6 Avenger.

They’re quick, handle well for an econo sedan, and are actually quite comfortable.


Kinja'd!!! Kar Wai Wong > For Sweden
07/13/2018 at 12:38

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Also good? We need a placement in the list go damit!


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Long-Voyager
07/13/2018 at 12:42

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Aren’t they too mediocre?


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Mergio Sarchionne
07/13/2018 at 12:42

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Trolling accomplished.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > punkgoose17
07/13/2018 at 12:47

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Future Craigslist ad:

20 July 2018

Doge Avenger for sale. $25,000 obo.

Exclusive Avenger from movie. 1/2 of 2018 year model SUPER RARE!

Low miles (4000). Pristine condition with minor and expected wear (transmission wore off, slips into reverse on highway) and tiny wear (seat fabric color rubs into clothes.)

Just testing the waters. No tire kickers or low ballers. I know what I have.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > My X-type is too a real Jaguar
07/13/2018 at 12:48

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That may be true :(


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Long-Voyager
07/13/2018 at 12:50

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I c an’t put myself in your shoes. At all.

To elaborate how far our viewpoints are, in this same metaphor, I am a one legged midget and you are a centipede . Our shoes cannot fit interchangeably.  


Kinja'd!!! Long-Voyager > Tapas
07/13/2018 at 16:08

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It’s all relative.

Compared to a Civic or a Corolla, they are far quicker, far more comfortable, and quite fun to drive in V6 trim.


Kinja'd!!! Long-Voyager > Tapas
07/13/2018 at 16:11

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I look at cars like these objectively and have actually driven them to form an opinion instead of going off whatever magazine/internet BS spouted everywhere.

They are extremely fun cars to drive in V6 guise, handling well while still riding good, capable of 14s in the quarter bone stock, and IMO better looking than their bland competition.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Long-Voyager
07/13/2018 at 19:06

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Oh I see.

In that case, it's a fair assessment. But I'm not a fan of the design or reliability.


Kinja'd!!! Long-Voyager > Tapas
07/16/2018 at 07:13

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The 3.6/6-speed combo will easily go 200k+ without worry, assuming you maintain it properly.  It’s the 4 cyl that had issues, mainly with tuning on the trans, which is easily remedied by a quick reflash.

After owning a new Toyota years ago and having friends with new Hondas and Subarus , I’ll take my chances with the Mopar, t heir cars make my 24yo Mopars look like pillars of reliability.